Download or read book Fixin' To Be Texan written by Helen Bryant and published by Taylor Trade Publications. This book was released on 1998-10-25 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't just move here and immediately become a Texan; it takes training. This delightfully witty book takes you through the process of understanding our conversation, why and how we dress the way we do, why pickups are a fact of life, and how you can acquire the necessary big hair. Fixin' to Be Texan pokes gentle fun at the Texas mystique. Residents of the state will get a big kick out of Bryant's clever way of identifying our predominant characteristics. Newcomers will use it as a tool for understanding the wonderful and sometimes incomprehensible behavior of our fine native population.