Download or read book Honey, Does My Butt Make These Pants Look Big? written by Rebel Lowrey Covan and published by . This book was released on 2002-09 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This, Rebel's second book, follows the hilarious "I Know Why the Manatee Swims Naked (I've Shopped for Bathing Suits, Too)." More tales of unwanted extra pounds, deficient cooking skills, dysfunctional extended family members, marriage, child-(and teen)-rearing (and living to tell about it), and many other witty observations of the day-to-day events that shape our lives.A former stand-up comic, Rebel lives in Pensacola, Florida, with her husband Les (A/K/A "That Poor, Poor Guy"); two teenaged daughters, Carly and Chelsea; two retired racing Greyhounds, Sierra Snowbird and Roxy; a hairy beast of a Border Collie puppy, Reagan (named after the possessed child in "The Exorcist," not the former President); and the meanest Chihuahua in the word, Red Hot "Chili" Pepper.She welcomes e-mail at [email protected]